Eww
"Show me when you're done."
"What?" asked my always inquisitive father.
"I asked JR to show me how dirty his carpet was. He took one of those sticky things that come with expensive socks when you buy them. I had a couple and asked him to take one to see how dirty his carpet was."
And it was hella dirty. I'm flashing back to the nineties, yo.
Anyway, back to the present. I'm staring at the sticky thing and it's full of hair and rolls of black cotton from, I can only guess, worn out socks. I think it's time for him to vacuum.
K, Colts and Steelers await my attention.
"What?" asked my always inquisitive father.
"I asked JR to show me how dirty his carpet was. He took one of those sticky things that come with expensive socks when you buy them. I had a couple and asked him to take one to see how dirty his carpet was."
And it was hella dirty. I'm flashing back to the nineties, yo.
Anyway, back to the present. I'm staring at the sticky thing and it's full of hair and rolls of black cotton from, I can only guess, worn out socks. I think it's time for him to vacuum.
K, Colts and Steelers await my attention.
