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I am on blogger for one reason alone. So I can make fun of Harmony. Okay, two reasons really. One, make fun of Harm and two, spill my guts to the world.

So here's my guts. My name is Manfred, but it's pronounced "arvin." I live in Toronto, which is near Canada. Canada's a big country. I like to read, I watch way too much television and I am a very honest person. The "honest" part ain't gonna translate well through your computer 'cause I'm also notorious for writing incomprehensible and silly jibberish. Like right now.

Harmony's got big webbed feet.

I also like long walks on the beach, drinking wine while watching the sun set.

I love alliteration.

Harmony's nose hooks to one side.

That should satisfy you for now. The telly beckons me. I must answer. But before I go, let me leave you with one final thought: don't you think Harmony's got man-hands?