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I feel compelled to write yet I've nothing to write about. Let's think of something.

The other day Karen told me I've got this whole "British" thing going on. Man, just 'cause I pronounce it shed-dule, and not skedule, does not make me have a "British" thing going on. Me calling it the telly and the clicker and ottoman makes me have a "British" thing. I grew up watching Australian & Japanese television. Give me a break.

And it's al-yoo-min-yum, smartass.