I Am a Dunce (A Regular Feature): Travel

Why the funnies first? I once read a study which concluded that people who read the funnies first live longer lives. But that's not really why I read it first. And this is a tangent.
Then I turned the page, not really reading. An ad for a trip to Vegas caught my eye only because Harm was talking about taking a trip to Los Cabos. I thought, hey I could use a vacation from Toronto. I read it. Then I thought, I sure am seeing a lot of travel ads in this paper. Then I looked at the front. It said: "Travel."