"Very Confidential"
Someone, I'm not going going to say who but her name name rhymes with "Tea", asked me to write up a document today. She said it was "very confidential." I went off on an email tear. Something is either confidential or it isn't. That's how it is in my world and that's how it should be in all worlds. So, in my passive-aggressive sort of way, I snuck the following tidbit in the document, partly as a test to if she'll actually read it but mostly for shits and giggles:
...is some company that does things that I don’t know what they do, but I’m sure that she does so she’ll have to fill in this space because I can’t. They’re highly confidential though, or as she would say, “very confidential.” You can’t have something “very confidential!” It’s either confidential or not. It’s like saying something is “very unique.”
