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This is just the best thing of the day.

We got a new client today. Our new client is a recruiting company. They're one of the best in the world. We're a recruiting company. We're one of the best in the world. They just hired us to find someone for them.

How awesome is that?

Twofer!

Me: Are you bored out of your noggin?
AK: It's not saving my settings and rebooting.
Me: I had to do that this morning. Even the computers want to go on holiday.

Later in the day...

Me: You've got a hole in your sweater.
AK: Really? Where?
Me: In the armpit.
AK: Woah. Hahaha. I'm like a homeless person.
Me: A hole in your sweater doesn't make you a homeless person. That's not what defines a homeless person.

It was cold in the office today which prompted the following from TN:
"I'm heading outside to warm up."

"Apparently I sent the newsletter four times. And I don't know how that happened. And I was sober at the time."
-Ama

GT: They're giving him a company car.
RR: Really?
GT: They're giving him a Hummer.
RR: Nice. (pause). So what kinda car is he getting?