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I'm sitting outside, listening to the whirr of cars and ppthmmb, ppthmmb, eeeekkk of the buses as I enjoy the gentle breeze. Ah, the smell of clean Toronto air. It's even better 'cause my neighbour just mowed their lawn and there's a strong hint of the sweet smell of freshly cut grass. Love that smell. *Sniff sniff* There also appears to be a subtle whiff of dog doo.

These end-of-day rituals are the best. Jeopardy just finished, and dinner is almost ready. By-and-by, the kids on Jeopardy today were idiots. Specially the kid in the middle. He totally sucked. I mean, EDISON? Edison did not invent the telephone. Go back to school, kid. He invented the wheel.

What was I just saying? Oh yeah, freshly cut grass. I'm hungry now. I'm going back in. I'll talk about grass some other day. It's not like it's going any where. Reach for the sky, grassy! Up, UP, UP!