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Thursday, July 28, 2005 

Old Man Manfred

I'm starting to forget things again. For example, yesterday after work I was looking for my sun glasses that I swore I had brought with me in the morning. When I got home I found them on my bed. Today, I put them inside my bag to make sure I always know where they are, but it still took me a couple of minutes to find after work. Now I always put them on my glass table so I always know where they are.

Feeling kinda old. Gonna have to start wearing my pants 10 inches above my waist, yelling at kids to get off the grass, complaining about social security, the sad state of journalism and the world going to hell in a handbasket. Okay, that last two I've always complained about. Have you read the Star lately? Typos and bad news galore! Get some editors or at least spellcheck and would somebody please print an article about cute puppies! If I have to read another article by Haroon Siddiqui on Iraq, I swear to goodness... Can't the guy write an editorial about cute little happy things?

Now I'm all riled up. Damn kids. Where are my glasses?